Material

This rod is made of fashionable black aluminum making it lightweight and durable and it has a comforable grip thanks to the tape wrapped around it.

Size

This rod is just the right size to hit someone with it. It's also easy to store away because of its compact size.

Ownership

This rod was stolen from my roommate who is currently out of town. This makes it the best rod because it is free and stolen things are always better.